Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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