It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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