can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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