So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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