Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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