Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
My vagina just clenched in fear
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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