Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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