honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
