Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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