you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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