I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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