I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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