Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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