they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
