I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
