i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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