the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My vagina just recognized that song.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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