And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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