Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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