did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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