Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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