But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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