Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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