Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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