So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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