Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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