I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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