i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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