I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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