I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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