Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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