Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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