Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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