Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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