My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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