Sponge bath it is.
Welp...herpes.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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