I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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