I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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