i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
FUCK WHALES
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