I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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