Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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