ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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