Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
do nipples grow back?
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