Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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