he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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