Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Blow job season was short but glorious.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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