He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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