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Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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