she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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