he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Congratulations! We have a period
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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