Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize