6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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