Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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