Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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